hanging wedgie

a wedgie where the victim's underwear is hanging from something, like a fence, coathook, flagpole, etc. the hanging wedgie causes the victim to be in extreme pain and to be in an uncomfor table position. the victim can get out if the victim escapes, the underwear rips, or if somebody gets the victim down. escaping fhanging wedgie is almost impossible.

my parents were on a business trip for a week. my bus came early, so i got to school early. so did the bullies. they always give me wedgies, and they know i wear white undies every time. my undies are strong and stretchy, so they never rip. when they saw me, they jumped on me, took off my clothes except my white undies, lifted me up by my underwear, took me to the flagpole, tied me up, superglued and duct-taped two bags full of water on my hands, made me drink a LOT of water, and hung me by my tighty-whites on the flagpole, all the way to the top. the flagpole was so high, i could barely see the ground. the flagpole almost touched the clouds! my undies stretched over my head. kids were shouting, "go! go! go! go! go!" some of the kids took pictures and videos of me (they were allowed in school). everybody was laughing. i peed almost every minute, and started to cry. i started to pee. teachers never saw me, because they come to school very early every day. at the end of the school, the bullies lowered the flagpole, but i was still suspended in a hanging wedgie. then they fed me more water. then they raised the flagpole up again. then all the kids left. i peed. since my parents were in a business trip, i had to sleep in the wedgie. i peed while i slept, because of the bags full of water. when i woke up, i was still in the wedgie. the bullies fed me water in the morning and in the night. i still had to sleep in the wedgie. during the whole week, my white briefs never ripped, and the bullies always fed me water morning and afternon. when my parents came back, they crossed my school. they saw me, and laughed. then they got me down. this happened in the night. when i got home, my older brother saw me and completely yanked my underwear out of my butt crack. it hurt like hell beacause anything that tought my butt crack or my nut or my balls would hurt with extreme pain. my older brother goes to the same school i go to. i was in total embarrasment, and the worst part was that everybody, including the teachers, knew about it. my parents wouldn't let me change schools. i became a victim of wedgies, and the only one, too. i was in that wedgie for 1 week and 18 hours, and my butt is still in pain.

by Christopher Diddise April 1, 2008

low hanging fruit

A term used to describe an easy sexual conquest, requiring little effort or commitment.

Joanna had a long list of suitors, most of them low hanging fruits.

by azib958 August 1, 2007

Hangi Pants

When a young maori queen(Aunties) has put out to 95% of the local rugby team or town, Marae or local social clubs. Most likey to have 3 sexual partners in one night.
Also found at local parties or the local pubs wearing ug-boots and there pyjamas drinking woodstock or any bourbon pre-mix normally 5% alcohol content, as they are the cheapest and they would have to wait for there benefit to clear and in there hand will be a john player special 20s pk.

Mel- Hey what you doing after the 3rds rugby game.
Tama- Not you hangi pants.

Tama 1- Hey bru, is mel coming tonight?
Tama 2- Oooooooooh fuck bru, she got the mean hangi pants.
Tama 1- Tell the rugby team we got a after party to attend to.

by John curly September 4, 2012

Handiclapped

When some is handicapped and ‘clapped’ at the same time

Wow, Steven Hawken is so handiclapped

by Dankipicus October 22, 2018

hanging on your every word

This means, everything you say is being thought over and absorbed by ther person reading or listening

if someone were to say, i'm hanging on your every word
it probablly means that they can't wait to hear what you are going to say and are basically looking for some possible other meaning to what you might have said.

Why is it taking you so long to write back?

I'm hanging on your every word

by AriBea September 11, 2006

hanging chad

A piece of poop from the main poop that clings to the inside cheek and refuses to fall into the toilet. Failure to knock off the chad with profuse shaking of the buttox can result in the person to have to "wipe down" the chad causing a hell of a wiping session.

Jim tried to push out that extra dookie but failed, resulting in a nasty hanging chad that he couldn't knock loose.

by John Hasselman January 2, 2009

hanging wedgie

when someone comes up to you and grabs the waistband of your briefs and hangs you somewhere where your feet can't touch the ground

One day you was in your house watching TV.Your brother comes in and grabs your underwear.Then he carries you outside and hangs you in a tree for the whole day.Everybody that goes by laughs at you.That is what a hanging wedgie is like.

by tennessee lover June 6, 2013