Hank Hill

Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.

Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

by Netmaster5k November 28, 2004

Hank-It

Putting a condom on only the tip of your male member so you get the feeling of going raw dog, but do not spill your swimmers as to get someone pregnant.

Hank-It (Future)
Hanking-It (Present)
Hanked-It (Past)

AKA Half-Raw

Carmon was a little too skanky to go full raw dog, but I am willing to Hank-It

by NNDdefines March 5, 2011

Hank Moody

Main character and protagonist in the SHOWTIME dramedy "Californication" as played by David Duchovny. Hank hit it big with his novel "God hates us all" and decided to move from New York City to LA with his girlfriend Karen many years ago and continue his work as a novelist on the west coast. Moody is constantly getting into trouble for his insatiable appetite for beautiful, loose women and giving into the temptations of drugs and alcohol (usually all at once). The character is known for his charming nature, porsche 911, and his clever quips throughout the series.

Charlie: Your Dad was just a really good guy y'know?
Hank Moody: No he wasn't, he used to say you looked like a walking penis

Hank: (giving a toast) To our beautiful family, our black president, and my magnificent dong

Hank: Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making

Hank: In the words of The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

by gointocali August 28, 2010

hank'n the hillin

When a small group of male friends(three or more) stand and or sit in driveway, patio, front porch, or alley way(preffered) drinking beer and conversing about nothing of any great importance.

Friend #1: Hey fella what are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: Wellllllll not much me and the guys are probably gunna be at the house Hank'n the hillin.

by ster and kyle May 29, 2007

Hank it

When you Bend/Work Any of the Simple chords on Guitar , typically used for country songs.. named after Hank Williams Jr.

"How do you get your guitar to make those twangy transitions?"
"Ya Gotta Hank It!"

by RadNad™ March 1, 2012

Hank Pank

When two people are fooling around with each other.

... hank pank.

by ThompkinsJr September 24, 2011

hank and kristy

Meant to be.....

Those guys are so Hank and Kristy

by Nostradamus December 28, 2014