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Prune Handle

When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.

Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.
by TARDMAN29 October 29, 2011
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oh shit handle

term referring to the handles above or adjacent to the windows of a car. they are most often grabbed when the driver initiates sudden, and often extreme, accelerating or decelerating motion of the vehicle. some prefer to hold on to them at all times due to anxiety or distrust of the drivers abilities in general.
Man, I can't believe you totaled your car! I'll be safer rollin' with the ghost of Eval Knieval than with you in a car with no oh shit handles
by trump3tninja10 July 7, 2010
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Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.
Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.
by wandaful May 17, 2018
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I can't handle

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)
"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."
by ftdrum March 19, 2011
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Pussy handle

general term for loop piercing anywhere from the crotch to the navel of a woman,when it serves the purpose of a handle or plaything during cunnilingus.
she wasn't really into it until i tugged her pussy handle.
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
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bag handle

A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis.
Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle?
by michael josen July 23, 2009
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twitter handle

A retarded way of saying 'twitter username'.
"What's your twitter handle?"
"...If you mean my username, it's ___."
by mountaingirl April 23, 2014
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