haichuan

that one cool guy who writes an essay when someone asks him what his hobbies are

ayo haichuan what are your hobbies?
ok, so....... *proceeds to list ib learner profiles*

by alepa January 17, 2022

Hamochke

A cow very fat and retarted will often be caught sleeping with a felix's girlfriend

hey do you think hamochke is a retard

by hamochke a retard January 2, 2022

Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022

hamish

has a 22 incher for life and can suck his own cock he is ripped AF and gets all the girls

oh hamish come and blow my brains out daddy

by hamish69sucks-his-own-cock May 3, 2022

Hamish

Dont fuck with this guy, or he'll zap yo ass with a cow prodder

Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!

by anonymous May 11, 2022

hammiches

Hammiches or so called blindingstars is the most hot man in the whole universe, he is a state of decay and days gone fanatic, he also has a dumbass discord server that makes jackbox games and a tiktok where he posts top quality funny videos, which is totally worth following.

random: hi hammiches do you like state of decay?

Hammiches: let's be mutuals.

by Voidexu May 26, 2022

Hammiches

A nieche micro-celebitry on tiktok that posts very frequently videos about his interests such as video games and music (specifically tally hall)

“Yo, Hammiches is live on tiktok”
“fr?”

by kjiwi May 27, 2022