hamburglar 

one who strikes terror in the hearts of villagers in India by stealing their cows (which most natives of India deem as sacred).

Punjabi: Where are all the cows in Majaraji village?

Jugdeev: Oh! No! Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.

hamburglar by People Skills June 16, 2004

The Hamburglar Game! 

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!

This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!

The Hamburglar Game! by The one ring December 13, 2010

Floppy HamBurgers 

Where a girls boobs are so big and saggy a triple Z would be too small.

Guy1: DAMN! Look at those Floppy Hamburgers.
Guy2: HOLY! I'd hate to be seen with that!!

Floppy HamBurgers by __/|\__ April 11, 2012

Hamburglar Thighs 

It's that thing you know when a woman shoves a ham between her thighs and tries to waddle out of walmart with it under her skirt.

Tanisha should bring the easter ham this year - she gained so much weight that she now has the best hamburglar thighs out of all of us!

Hamburglar Thighs by yeaummwhat December 24, 2010

Hamburgler 

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

Hamburgler by tekrc May 9, 2009

Hamburger 

Since almost everybody else is too busy making childish jokes, I'll be one of the ones who gives the real definition:

The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.

Yo, Tony, give me some of them hamburgers!

Hamburger by Andrew Floyd Williams February 17, 2007

peeing in my hamburger 

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

peeing in my hamburger by s n z December 9, 2008