Haggarette

A Cigarette that is haggard. In other words damaged, broken or appears to be in ruff shape because of exsesive partying, water sports, or anything else that would damage a cigarette

jimmy: Hey man you want a smoke?
Timmy: Yeah man but im not touching your godamned haggarettes.

by John Cleveland December 10, 2008

haggified

n,one ugly biatch of a woman

That is one haggified skank.

by RRII December 14, 2008

haggoda

a person who makes poor jokes, literally shitty(hagga) jokes.

Kumaon,jwala hostel ka ek ek banda haggoda hai

by haggu April 18, 2011

Haggis Factor

A hidden cost factor used by any scottish person who owns a business.

Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.

by hfactor October 12, 2009

haggardly pilt

Adj; To describe ones state of extreme inebriation.

Matt was so haggardly pilt last night he showed everyone his dick!

by fixerman September 12, 2010

Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Haggetron

A Hagget having the superior qualities of a Transformer.

And then one fateful day, he became a Haggetron; goofy yet stealthy as your mom in bed.

by Slickity December 8, 2010