Holy Communion

When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"

I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Holy Cum

Ejaculate that has been blessed by a priest.

I hereby deem this jizz to be blessed by his grace and divinity, God Bless this Holy Cum, Amen.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Holy Check

A statement of utter surprise usually when in starcraft 2. Can be used in either good situations or bad situations. Can also be applied to situations of epic win.

<Cella blows up 30 marines with two banelings>

Cella: HOLY CHECK!

by Synkair October 7, 2010

holy roman empire

not to be confused with the Roman Empire of years before, this was pretty much a non-conquering empire (by comparison). It was basically a group of 300 small territories in central Europe. This included Germany, Austria, parts of France and Italy, as well as Russia's neighbours, which later became known as the Eastern Bloc (See warsaw pact). Although not quite a country in it's own right, the hundreds of lands, known to some as the confederation of the rhineland, would unite during wartime to defend thier common interest. Although headed by a general emporer, he had little, if any to some, control over his barons, dukes and knights who declared themselves kings. It was really a pseudo-fuedal kingdom in which one part disliked the next, and did as they pleased. After more than 950 years in existance, it dissolved in 1806, the leading family continuing to rule Austria. It also lead to the creation of Germany.

The holy roman empire was known as the first reich, with the formation of germany the second. Hitler called his regime the third reich to remind people of better times.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

holy hangover

A good way to explain how hungover you are. Usually used to describe a major hangover.

Jackie: "Holy hangover, I drank way too much last night."

by Jessikilla March 24, 2008

Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

Holy Nation

A term that is used as a response to when someone or something stupid or bad happens but is funny. Meant to let someone know something

Can also be used as a hashtag (see examples 3 & 4)
Holy Nation is similar to saying:
What the hell!
Oh my god!
The fuck?!
Dammit!
Shit!
(etc.)

Example 1:
Person 1: Look at that scrub wearing some dirty ass K Swiss shoes. Look like lawn mowing shoes.

Person 2: Holy Nation!

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude I got a 14% in PE this year.

Person 2: Holy Nation!

Example 3:
Dude lost 85-17 in a game of 2k to my little sister.

#Holy Nation.

Example 4: When you go through the McDonald's drive through and get all the way back home and find out they gave you all the wrong shit.

#Holy Nation

by superbeastguy January 7, 2016