hoggwoman

A particularly ugly, smelly, toothless and filty woman

She's as ugly as a Hoggwoman

by Kenneth of Mans December 28, 2007

haze hoggin

A selfish person who is hogging all the haze for themselves and doesn't want to share the wealth.

Guy 1: "Why my lip turning black?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you're always haze hoggin faggot."

by SNuBSaPoPPiN June 6, 2009

road hogging

Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.

Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.

by pdub2014 July 14, 2014

Hogged

The action when someone comes up behind you and sticks their finger up your asshole.

"That guy just came up behind me and stuck his finger up my asshole!"
"Mate, you were hogged!"

by isimif June 22, 2015

High Street Hogger

A person, either male or female, who despite purchasing their clothes from highstreet stores, get particularly cranky if someone else has the same items as them. They may even go as far as to "ban" another person they know from owning the same item, even though its store of origin is commonly used.

"Sarah got grumpy with me because I said I wanted the skirt she had"

"Oh just ignore her, it's not like it's designer. She's such a High Street Hogger"

"Dude, where's your shirt from?"

"Wal Mart. But you can't get it, I don't like people having the same stuff as me!"

"Oh don't be such a High Street Hogger"

by Highstreetlover September 25, 2009

hogging

1. The action of any man of any stature to hunt, search, identify, and use a slam pig at will. Upon identification of this usually obese and ugly creature, approach it and use the slam pig's lack of self esteem for a man's own sexual use. A slam pig's slef esteem must never rise in order for the species of man to survive, therefore, the man MUST treat the slam pig like that of an actual digusting pig and must dispose of immediately once sexually satisfied.
2. The act of a man getting out of a "slump".
3. Hunting for the slam pig.
4. The act of making your ex girlfriend extremely jealous.

"Dude, I'm so horny. Screw it, I'm goin hogging, I'll see you at the bar later."
"Yee Hawwwwwww"
"Um, wow, well, you know what? Work just called and I have to go to work so you need to leave and my car is broke down and have no money for your cab, sorry, I'll see ya around."

by FancyHancy February 27, 2008

Hoggit

An unusually short fatty with hairy feet.

"What Lord of the Rings lacked most was a Hoggit giving table dances in the hobbit pub scene". "A Hoggy Style Hoggit scene sure would have been nice" :)

by Mr Sipka April 22, 2011