van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!

I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!

by Barbqking May 25, 2023

beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic

Look at that bitch beer guzzling

by Spirit Shot January 10, 2017

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

guzzle

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)

Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.

by proteinballs July 3, 2024

guzzle

To drink or eat something very quickly

They watch, as I guzzle my Dr Pepper and devour an entire pizza.

by diamondman54 December 17, 2016