Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.

man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"

by feldpar February 16, 2009

neck gaiter

something you didn't know until you went on urban dictionary.

neck gaiter

by gauxapen March 31, 2021

Guinea Pig

A cop that works for the mafia.

Sgt. O'Mally is a real Guinea Pig. I saw him down at the docks taking a bribe from one of the Don's goons, while they were unloading some Coke.

by Captain Kangaroo May 15, 2006

goiter boy

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.

Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off

by jason rumford May 4, 2006

gaite

(adj) When you look fancier than usual.

Also:

Degaited: (v) To have one's gaite taken away.

When you wear that top hot, you look so gaite!

OR

Person 1: HEY! That guy just stole my monocle!
Person 2: You've just been degaited.

by Emmasauruss October 11, 2010

GUINEA PIG

VERY CUTE FLUFFY ANIMALS

PERSON 1: HEY, I GOT A GUINEA PIG!
PERSON 2: WOW, GUINE PIGS ARE AN AWESOME PET! THEY ARE ADORABLE
PERSON 1: YEAH!

by DA GUINEA PIG WHISPERER March 3, 2020

guinea pig

The cutest little animal in the world. They have a chubby body and no tail and they can come in a variety of different colours. Eats most vegetables and some fruits. Guinea pigs love fresh hay and grass. Also called cavy

My guinea pigs are the cutest!

by S July 24, 2006