Guirlyn

Guir as my grandpas name Guilbert lyn as my grandmas name Arlyn

Guirlyn How are you? Your homework?

by Guirl May 23, 2022

guruchintanan

The cringiest ass mf who tries to make everyone laugh by lame ass jokes and can’t accept the fact that he has no fucking friends

Hey, is that Guruchintanan?
No, fuck that guy

by goofy ahh tree August 25, 2022

Guru Sex Wizard

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.

Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.

by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017

Luv guru

A helpful and a very Amish experienced citizen

I am the best luv guru so I will make Zana happen

by boiimawesp e October 27, 2017

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018