Girking

Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.

Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!

by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019

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Gurkatude

The attitude of a disappointed yet simple creature. Often considered to be dumb, this more so represents something so ignant it cannot be blamed for its inability to comprehend even the most simple concepts. See gurka. A human with a gurkatude is often considered to be “spacing out” or “in their own world”, but it hides the fact they’re actually quite stupid.

That dumb guy in the back of class has a serious case of gurkatude.

by York porker February 4, 2020

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