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The attitude of a disappointed yet simple creature. Often considered to be dumb, this more so represents something so ignant it cannot be blamed for its inability to comprehend even the most simple concepts. See gurka. A human with a gurkatude is often considered to be “spacing out” or “in their own world”, but it hides the fact they’re actually quite stupid.
That dumb guy in the back of class has a serious case of gurkatude.
Gurkatude by York porker February 4, 2020
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When your sassy inner minx is about to bust out. You automatically KNOW (think) you're the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss ass bitch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying bitches.

*form of euphoria

*alpha of all forms of females... Actually of everything in the universe.

*opposite of a basic bitch

*hottest girl feeling herself at the party!
Walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my Gertatude!
Gertatude by Gertysareus1 September 1, 2014
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"Geek Squad hired me because of my geekatude."
geekatude by Nerdy Words April 7, 2008
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