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The attitude of a disappointed yet simple creature. Often considered to be dumb, this more so represents something so ignant it cannot be blamed for its inability to comprehend even the most simple concepts. See gurka. A human with a gurkatude is often considered to be “spacing out” or “in their own world”, but it hides the fact they’re actually quite stupid.
That dumb guy in the back of class has a serious case of gurkatude.
by York porker February 04, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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