Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart
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grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
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Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.
This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!
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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
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Grumpy Muffler

The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.
My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!
by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023
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