A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
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Get the greasy wire mug.an adjective usually used to describe a nub of some kind... (usually arrogant and/or assholish)
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Get the greasy mug.a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.
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Get the greasy swingers mug.Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.
That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.
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Get the Greasy Night mug.A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.
Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?
Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*
Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.
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Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?
Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*
Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!
Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*
Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.
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Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?
Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*
Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!
by bile2 February 19, 2010
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