Fake Goon

A fake goon is a person that wears tall tees over their hoodies and baggy pants while they try to snowboard like Lucas Magoon but are not as good as he is.

Logan Nowak is a fake goon.

by Goontown October 9, 2008

goon show

The funniest radio show ever made. Transmitted by the BBC in the 1950's. Starred Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe, playing a variety of madcap characters.

You have to listen to it ... tends to provoke strong reactions, i.e. you either love it or hate it.

"He's like something off the Goon show".

by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

goony goon squad

a gang started from dipset spreading across nyc and westchester county

yo the goony goon squad is down wit it

by mike January 27, 2005

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

goonage

having goon like qualities or sumthing that is amusing or entertaining

knocking someone out is goonage

by jhoare December 22, 2008

Goon Fountain

An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.

Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk

Or

Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?

by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013

Re-goon-ion

Much like a reunion, the re-goon-ion or regoonion is where a group of friends or associates organize to meet each other to commemorate a previous event, although with much more 'goon' than usual.

Wingus: "Hey Dingus, did you hear about the regoonion tomorrow on South Lawn?"
Dingus: "naaaaah, whats happening?"
Wingus: "Everyones meeting up and shit."
Dingus: "I thought the reunion wasnt till later"
Wingus: "Yeah but this is the re-GOON-ion"
Dingus: "What's the difference?"
Wingus: "Theres gonna be lots more goon than usual."
Dingus: "Ohhhh, k"

by Slut Leader #3 March 12, 2007