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goine

a very similar meaning to the french word "bof". meaning efforletlessly boring. the word "goiner" can be often attributed to a moronic man or woman. People deeply interested in computer programing or hacking are sometimes labelled "wormgoine". the famous footballer PAUL GASGOINE. Goine was formely a popular word but now is used soley by deep vein dyno snoutopians.
" le patanoire cest bof" or " ice rink goine"
by Lawrence Abu Hamdan May 17, 2006
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Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008
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Goive

A derogatory term for a person, thing or situation that is a source of annoyance or exasperation. Also commonly inserted as a synonym for such a person, thing or situation into a common sentence or title to designate said annoyance or exasperation.
This new olive oil spray is such a goive.

Yeh, I know that guy. Complete goive.

I'm getting really tired of watching 'America's Next Top Goive'.
by harrylemon April 8, 2008
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Goatesque

Willing to eat almost anything, edible or inedible alike.
My dog Levon is goatesque in his oral consumptions.
by Crosswords June 2, 2015
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gitel

A white person that constantly appropriates black and hispanic culture.
“This lil white girl really acting a gitel.”
“Sheesh mad gitels up in this bitch today”
by reppingvlone February 6, 2021
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Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.
Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.
by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009
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double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat
Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.
by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016
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