When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.
Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.
by vdub4motion April 11, 2020
Get the Corona Goggles mug.It’s when you have been awake for 3-4 days and your feeling toey as and absolute Minger’s start looking good after day 4-5, ones you usually wouldn’t go for start becoming attractive
Johns been awake for 4 days now and thinks that chicks hot, mate she is a Minger he must have his boggle goggles on
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The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.
"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014
Get the north dakota goggles mug.a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
Get the the goggles do nothing mug.A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.
Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
by Firstborn Unicorn July 2, 2011
Get the fap goggles mug.When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.
Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
by JPDyno July 14, 2009
Get the Relationship Goggles mug.When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-country runners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.
Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"
by Cybulski FTW May 1, 2006
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