Goatving

Goatving is inspired from the term gorving.

1. To drive around in your all terrain vehicle

2. To Go ATV ing. four wheeling quadding

"Hey...let's goatving this weekend"

"I would rather goatving"

by Stargazer aka Judy C. March 9, 2010

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Goah

A kind, smart, hard working man who has a big heart and is good with his hands

I always wanted a goah

by Kristmas17 June 2, 2018

Goat Simulator

mayhem in a nutshell

Goat Simulator

by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

fainting goat

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

by tjd42 April 20, 2018

Goat’s Beard

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020