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GARFIELD

Boy... You see that pussy print? That bitch a Garfield!!
by H2OKZ May 18, 2019
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Garfussy

idk, some shit I found on twitter lmao.
"he's showing us his garfussy" or something like that.
by grotesquette ♡ February 27, 2022
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garfle the narthok

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)
You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.
by Foxypook June 19, 2006
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garfield

To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
by kingofspin9 October 21, 2010
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Gnarfas

A red four armed lupe from Neopets. Also a character from the PlayStation2 game Neopets: The Darkest Faerie.

Practically impossible to control, even by the Werelupe King himself, Gnarfas generally has one thing on his mind: destruction. Most of the time he remains chained up deep within the Werelupe Barrows, locked behind a very heavy wooden door, but on rare occasions he's allowed to come out and "play."

While not much can be said about his social graces or skills as an eloquent speaker, Gnarfas does have a unique ability for combining power, agility, and mild insanity into one devastating combination. Though many would label him a mindless monster, others insist that that is an unfair assumption and prefer that he be referred to as "wickedly deranged."
Picture a giant red wolf in a ripped white t-shirt, ripped green shorts, with chains on each of the four arms he has o_O
Then you got Gnarfas.
by Lucylupe910 June 30, 2009
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Garfoofa

A penis of extremely modest length. Heard first here in Cheyenne, Wy. it has soared to common usage in a few weeks.
Jeanne left him, it was only a garfoofa.
by AlienMonte November 7, 2010
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Garfsnort

Garfsnort is the word to describe the sound you make when you laugh hard and snort when you need to take in more oxygen.

It is a term that has evolved from the terms gawfaw and snort. Gawfaw also being from Dr Bombay of Bewitched when he used to laugh heartily with his "bahahahahaha" and it was known as a gawfaw.

Gawfaw snort can be abbreviated to garfsnort and appears in most instances anywhere with a hashtag in front of it. #garfsnort

It is a more effective term of hilarity than lol or lmao and shorter to type than bahahahahahahahahaha.
This is the reason why aliens continue to fly past earth on a daily basis....#garfsnort.

He garfsnorted all over the place when his colleague suggested that America would remain a world leader with Donald Trump as President.
by MandaPandy September 24, 2016
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