Fountain of Glory

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.

Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see

by Pm12345678 December 18, 2011

Glory Markings

scratch marks from a person's sexual partner on their back indicating their partner was thoroughly satisfied

Marcus: check it look at my back
Adam: WHOA look at those glory markings
Marcus: she couldnt get enough..i swacked that joint

by CapTioniT July 17, 2010

Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

no guys no glory

Reference to a group of friend investors who constantly fall victim to autocorrect. Meant to represent "No Guts No Glory"

Let's just sell half, and wait to see where the price goes. Hopefully up! No guys no glory!

by Crypto Guys August 22, 2017

Glory Head

Getting head without having to kiss the girl first

Yeah, i got glory head from her

by linoleum927 March 6, 2011

Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !

Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019