glee

a television show that only homosexuals and fat poeple watch.

John watches glee, John is gay.
Emma watches glee, Emma weighs 600 pounds.

by simoneasaursrex June 24, 2011

GLEEdophile

Someone who loves GLEE to the point where it is almost a sexual obsession.

Shane is a GLEEdophile, avoid him

by haha47 April 28, 2010

Glee

A terrible show loved by slutty 13 year old girls and fat 16 year old social-rejects.

13 year old girl: OMG DID U SEE TH3 NEW GL3E OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Normal person: Because shitty, unoriginal, repetitive songs by castrated males and whiny females are songs with real talent. Get a fucking brain already.
13 year old girl: OMG UR JUS JELUZ BEKUZ U DONT HAV A GUD TAST IN MUZIKS LIEK ME + ALL MY OTH3R SLUTTY FRIENDS.

Normal Person: Why am I talking to you again?

Glee.

by Tenikov September 6, 2011

Gleep Norp

See Gleep
See Norp

Essentially, the theft of pornographic materials.

"Ahh, time for a bit of Gleep Norp, hmm?"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

glee job

Getting a great blowjob from your girlfriend while watching the cute girls of Glee.

I just got a glee job during the Dianna Agron segment!

by eddie-lee June 12, 2011

Gleek

A blue space monkey that was a supporting character in the various iterations of the popular 70s/80s DC Comics cartoon franchise Super Friends, a loose adaptation of the company's ever popular Justice League comic book.
(Should not be confused with the other kind of gleek, a fan of the abysmal FOX show Glee )

Girl: I love Glee so much, I'm such a gleek!
Guy: You mean you're a blue monkey from a crappy 80s cartoon?

by Tomontherun999 November 13, 2012

Gleek

To eject a thin squirt of saliva from underneath ones tongue. Usually directed onto someone else’s face unexpectedly. Unless you have “mate” who does it on purpose. A gleeker is also known to ambush you with a cupcake (fart in the hand). They are also proficient in the art of the stink finger attack. I think this “friend” may have invented the term “gleek” back in the early 80’s at school. He is quite possibly the guru of Gleekism.

“F#@king hell, Mitch stop gleeking on my face you filthy shit”

by Campbell High October 28, 2009