geode

Weed that looks fairly average in appearance but, when broken up, reveals heavy crystals and other signs of dankness.

"This weed looks pretty mediocre man."
"I know bro, but its a real geode."

"Dude I got this sack and thought it was mids, but it ended up being mad dank. Shit's geode."

by Aknibeezy September 25, 2008

Geordi

A dumbass cat who looks stoned 24/7

He’s so fat that he was mistaken for a dog

“Geordi looks stoned”
“He’s always stoned”

by I Have a Lot of Cats June 12, 2020

too geude

when something or an event to spectacular

That piece of pie was too geude!

by marcogag May 26, 2010

Goudump

A sexual organ present on 85 years old and older men. While most believe that it effectively protects from sexually transmitted diseases, out does not.

I'm waxing my goudump

by Mj.net December 17, 2010

Gouda

Strong smelling marijuana

Damn did you see what that kat Ace had? That shit was some strong sticky ass gouda!!!!

by Chickabong October 7, 2011

Geode

A handsome, talented, super intelligent boy. He shines like a beautiful gem. Geode is a true artist that can create anything from this mind. He can sometimes be mean when he is mad, but is happy most of the time and will be nice.

That geode is definitely a boy I would want to be friends with.

by jaders0417 June 2, 2019

The Geodude

The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.

Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.

*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man

by wild Snorlax November 27, 2011