Generalminus

Derived from the greek god Apollo. Generalminus is known in ancient scripts for being a troublesome villain, who seeks vengeance by watching the downfall of others. Known for betrayal, his legacy lives on in the modern era.

"Cleopatra was betrayed by Asidius"
"Wow, she was generalminused"

by PROhistory12 August 18, 2012

Modern Major General

A modern Major General.

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008

neopets general chat

A chat board found on neopets. These are the things they talk about (in short forms with tonnes of emoticons, of course):

1: musical groups that sing about teen angst
2: bf/gf dumping them
3: How they hate their life
4: What stereotypical group is better

1: OMG OMG!!! :) :) :) LP vs GC!!!!!!
2: My bf dumped me... :) :( :( share my sadness. NOW!@!#@´##ERYU#^%@!~~!~~~~
3: IM 9, pregnant, no bf, i wanna kill myself, whats sex?, come in here and say "be happy!" and i will cheer up.
4: PREPS ARE SOOOOO BETTER THAN PUNKZ!!!!!!!!!! I HATE LABLES!!!!

by Seenus September 2, 2003

general

The boss of the bosses in a street hustle such as drugs,gun runnin,

Scarface,John Gotti,Jimmy Hoffa,G.O.D. (from In Too Deep)

by Carrion October 15, 2003

General Public

This is the open court of opinion where the more notoriety or popularity you gain the more judgmental accusations you will have to endure. Gain that notoriety by succeeding financially and you will become the target of "THE INCREDIBLE ACCUSATION INDUSTRY" This opinionated part of society regards themselves as having the military rank of a "GENERAL" and the wisdom of GOD. Their main objective is to attack any private industry with money. Once you enlist and go public you will be instructed who to hate and why you should hate them. This group makes up the majority and they will attack anyone and everyone who wishes to remain private. The accusation will be that you are not doing or paying what the majority perceives as your fair share. This is the opinion even if you are giving everything that you agreed to give. Meeting your obligations will never be enough because responsibility does not mean the same thing to them as it does to you. They will call you irresponsible and deny that it is a not guilty verdict.

The General Public called me irresponsible so I thanked them for setting me free of the blame. I would not wish to face the punishment for being responsible for every accusation they make. The largest occupational block in the USA was Drivers, but now it is unqualified whistleblowers who established the religious cult of the car at the federal level. Try competing with that cult financially without a Licence to drive.

by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022

Whole Sort of General Mish Mash

wsogmm, the sum of ways of looking at all the universes. Everything, if it exists, it is part if it. if it doesn't exist, it is part of it.

we live in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash.

by annon. February 8, 2004

Court General

The Court General can be found at any local gym or rec center. There is at least one in every pick-up game that gets going at the basketball court. This tool will not only be on your team, he will also hog the ball roughly 85% of the time, and won't hesitate to bark unintelligible orders at complete strangers on their team because of their great knowledge of the game. Amazingly, every time they play with others, they are having "the worst game of their lives," which they will yell after missing a shot as if that sort of thing never happens to them. Expect them to air-ball at least three 3-pointers and probably be on the losing side.

Steve: Our team might have won, but i had a guy on mine who shot 0-18 and didn't pass it to anyone. He sucked ass.

Gary: Court General, huh? They're the worst.

by waytoofast33 August 26, 2007