Ball Gazer

When you make the shape of balls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream "BALL GAZER!!"

(from the Love Guru)

Chelsea: *looks down there*
Demetris: BALL GAZER.

by omgitszoe March 17, 2009

geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.

Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!

by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010

meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

by Tyrome Bling May 19, 2005

Geezer

a man

oi geezer

by witts.inc June 3, 2003

Geezer

Cool old guy who likes to remain radical and continues participating in activities of his youth.

Look at that slurp turp geezer riping the bong! What a legend!

by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar June 17, 2022

geezer

Extremely old man who is frail, drives slowly, annoys the hell out of you, complains about kids being too loud, slurs and talks about the good old days when you could get a pint of beer for a shilling!

Look at that old geezer! i wish he would die!

by Ryan Guthrie June 18, 2003