Dirty Garrison

When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.

I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison

by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021

Elias Garrido

The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.

"Oh god is that Elias Garrido? He's so weird, let's leave"

by Slendervoid May 11, 2022

brody garrison

you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.

brody garrison definitely has a couple of loose screws

by yoshiisthebest! June 5, 2022

Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Charlotte Garrison

A funny and strange girl in my third period that dressed as a middle aged man at the atros game

do you know charlotte garrison?
of course i do! shes super popular!

by anonymous November 8, 2022

Nathan garrick

A pedophile

Someone who likes kids

Watch out I think he’s Nathan garrick

by Themafia6 January 30, 2023

Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.

"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."

by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023