garfielf

Ironic and overexaggerated name of cat Garfield, from the video meme "garfielf". Used in a satiric way, to sum up, persons laziness and insulting indifference.

You "garfielf " useless moron

by wasodert October 19, 2017

Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS)

The worst video game adaptation of a movie ever made, even for a direct to DVD animated Garfield movie that was already mediocre to begin with. In fact, this is one of the worst games ever.

Person 1: Today, I'm going to play Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS).
Person 2: That game sucks utter balls. Especially the difficult studio level, where landing on a swing launches Garfield into space and making a mistake forces you to start the whole level again.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020

buff garfield

He is Big Yoshi’s babysitter he babysits big yoshi’s eggs

Yoshi: Hey Buff Garfield you mind babysitting my eggs?
Garfield: Sure

by Soggy Potatoes August 20, 2019

Anarcho-Garfism

Anarcho-Garfism is an impure form of anarchism that sees cats as the species enforcing philosophy rather than humans. Anarcho-Garfism has only one law, no Mondays, this is the only law, on Mondays, everyone will refer to Monday as, "Sunday 2: The Sequel." What separates Anarcho-Garfism from other impure anarchies, however, is that it is completely chad, with the idea for daily life, consisting of abusing the humans and sleeping.

"You know, Anarcho-Garfism is already in effect if you think about it,"

by Drink 48 OZ of water right now March 27, 2022

doing an Andrew Garfield

A phrase used to tell when someone is lying about something. Of which Andrew Garfield is recently known for because of his stunts prior No Way Home. Alternatives in this context would be: "the werewolf", "a photoshop".

Tom Hiddleston:
'I literally have no idea. And I’m not even doing an Andrew Garfield! I just don’t know'

by BrainrotMarvel April 28, 2022

garfeg

A loud inward scream mainly used by aliens, such as the perfagniak race. It is also used by zombies and some alien hounds. It is used as a victory yell, or a battle cry, and is sometimes used to blow out chronic smoke from a large blunt.

Two aliens are arguing over who's chronic is better, 1 claims his chronic is the best, and the other lets out a blood curdling garfeg. Then both of them decide to load a blunt and share their chronic. They both let out garfegs simultaneously.

by Glactospire Tippledank July 5, 2007

Garcia smoke stack

when you're so full of smoke that its coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt and penis!!

put the nozzel of a leaf blower with a streamroller on the back side in your mouth, light, and squeez trigger until you have smoke coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt, and penise. tjere you have a Garcia smoke stack

by OGsmokey December 24, 2017