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garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller
jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face
by digger19620 May 29, 2008
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Garden Fever

When a white person is attracted to/dates a person of mixed race. A variation of 'Jungle Fever'.
Person1: Dude, Sally totally has Jungle Fever. She's obessed with that black guy..

Person2: No man, he's not black, he's mixed. Sally has Garden Fever!
by icouldwriteasong December 27, 2010
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Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name
Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010
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gardenshower

A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.

see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.
WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.
by Scants January 24, 2012
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Garden State ending

When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.
"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."
by ellvee February 8, 2015
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garcing

/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/
"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."
by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016
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Garck

the ancient art of "successfully" practice a fellatio on himself ~or herself( real talent ),
special form of autofellatio, more aggressive or in a skillful/creative way,

when it is practiced in a social environment, with friends, or as a competition it is also often called Garckeling
"Hey Matt I was able to garck!, I think i should go big with it ..."

"Honey i think Jimmy is... well garcking, we should do something."

Breacking News:
"A man was found dead in a kind of pretzel shape near the local train station, he was identified to be 28 year old Jimmy Kumberbacker, it wasn't confirmed yet but apparently it seems that he was trying to garck and died in the process. We have here with us Prf. Dr. Mike Lucil, the known garck sepcialist also recognized due to his contributions in the field of Garckling, the extreme Sport 'Deep Garcking' and the book 'Garcking an adventure of self discovery'... "
by ifindfunnywhenpeoplecough July 15, 2016
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