God

The origin of all awesomeness, and pretty much everything else.

God created the heavens and the Earth, and saw that they were totally sweet, and so he continued to make everything awesome.

by The Man Who Describes Things August 02, 2011

God

A something you can make money out of.

The orange link above is the perfect use of god.

by asdfghhjk April 07, 2010

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] April 29, 2007

God

1.the creator of the universe. the Alpha and the Omega. the forgiver of sins. the Holy Trinity of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

2. the thing unseen by stuck up atheists

"For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life."

John 3:16

by Mr. Anonyous December 27, 2010

God

An imaginary friend for grown ups.

"God said I should hate gays and people with cars from Japan."

by R2DJew October 02, 2007

god

1. love
2. everything that is good and pure.

God is love and love is God.

by brian January 15, 2003

God

There's probably no God.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

As seen on London buses...
There's probably no God.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

by GWhizz May 22, 2009