Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog
by The Hog Gobbler December 06, 2010
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gobble my knob

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and gobble my knob.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can gobble my knob.
by bonereater84@yahoo.com February 25, 2006
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wobble gobble

When your about to cum and you push the girl over and cum in her face
Yo last night I wobble gobbled that girl
by Idleness June 21, 2017
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Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.
"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!
by Gr8 August 20, 2009
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gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"
Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!
by mariaaa February 08, 2008
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gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification
hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?
by cereal killa January 13, 2005
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