frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

frosted banana

When you have a boner when its freezing cold

Which one of yall strippers want a frosted banana in this unheated club?

by Timbookdragons November 14, 2014

frosted

1. verb: to steal something on purpose or by accident and not care because you're a klepto

A bunch of people are missing phones, ipods, and money, and weed from the party last night. Somebody must have frosted it.

Hey sorry I frosted your lighter.

Dare me to frost these beer mugs from the bar.

by Ryan_Frost May 9, 2014

Frosted Popsicle

After having sex with a condom and ejaculating into the condom, the sexual partner gives a blow job while the penis is covered in jizz and lube.

Man, my woman wanted a taste of what she was missing out on because of the condom I had to wear. So after sex I peeled it off and gave her a frosted Popsicle.

by Daggummit1 June 2, 2014

Frosted thot

A thot that is high on copious amounts of cocaine.

Look at that frosted thot making snow angels in the coke.

Cocaine thot

by Bomdigity1 September 5, 2016

Frosted Pounder

A sexual maneuver where a man is having sex with a woman in the pile driver position and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her before using his penis to rub in the "frosting." He then pounds back into his newly-frosted bundt cake.

"Oh yes, fuck me just like that!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"

by ILOVEBEINGPURPLE! May 13, 2016

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 24, 2016