The floor is dirty

Don't go there, or I / we / you don't want to go there. Usually in reference to an undesirable act.

Person A: "I could install a bootleg version for you."
Person B: "The floor is dirty, we'll budget for legit."

by I am not real. January 28, 2010

Kitchen Floor'd

The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.

As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.

by Lavender E January 3, 2011

horror floor

Thought exercise used to define realistic parameters of a given situation or event. The individual creates a horror floor by taking a scientific method type approach to their situation/event, analyzing the pros and cons, and defining the true worst possible outcomes in a non-pessimistic or biased manner. Much like the 'glass ceiling', which limits positive growth in talented individuals but exists and is enforced by the mind , the 'Horror Floor' is an exercise in the reverse direction. By defining the real worst possible outcomes, the individual creating their horror floor can find solid footing to begin the assessment of challenging situations without giving in to bottomless and reasonless despair.

You fail (test/deadline/important responsibility) and feel terrible. It was paramount that you not fail, and your self-esteem takes a big hit. You begin to doubt what you know about yourself now that you have broken one of your most personal edicts. You then take a deep breath and carefully consider the ramifications of your failure, and consider their real impact on your life and how dire or trivial the end results are without bias or pessimism. You define and accept where and how you failed, while consciously addressing what other tools or resources you have that can remedy your situation. You keep in mind the limits of the consequences of your failure without allowing them to consume you and prevent you from utilizing the rest of your resources to build new foundations that will prevent you from future failure. By defining where the limits of your failure reach and the nature of said failure and consequences, you create your "horror floor", which serves as a foundation to limit the 'bottomless' sensation of emotional/intellectual despair.

by stelleri November 3, 2013

Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.

I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.

by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018

Pour de floor

When in covid19 lockdown (corona virus) you meet up for some social distancing beers with your mates, you pour the first sip of your beer so you probably wont the the corona virus

Mate you didn't pour de floor you getting the virus

by Defqoncol July 8, 2020

four on the floor

n. Indicates that a car has a four-speed transmission, where the shifter is "on the floor" rather than on the steering column.

That old camaro had a 454 with four on the floor.

by fizzle April 13, 2004

Floor

1) To knock a person off of his/her feet, or to stun (eaxaggeration).

My statement about the latest stock market developments floored him; he was stunned.

Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005