Two flusher

When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down

I just took the most insane two flusher man

Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!

by Highdefkitten June 17, 2017

Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK

Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.

by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018

Fleshy flesher

The fetish to anything that is fleshy, or fleshy or big and holdable in nature other then the breasts and buttocks.

1: I had dated this girl and we had sex and she started loving my calves, and then my nose, and biceps.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

EChat Flusher

We use this message to flush the last contents before this message. We literally made an urban dictionary definition for this. We dont feel like purging, so we will just flush so it does not appear in the screen anymore. I cant think of other filler sentences to further flush. Uhh. Okay let me tell you about flushing, im not even sure if its allowed. But it works. If it looks stupid but it works, its not stupid, as they say. Man. I really should be promoted to owner for this. Zane watch out, im about to take your position. #MeForOwner? I have no idea. E-chat will praise me for this. If they will even know who made this. Hopefully, just hopefully, this is enough to flush the screen. Shit i just realized it wont work as well on desktop mode. Dang it. Only on mobile. Good enough. I guess? Eh i dont know lets just get this over with. Flush flush flushh

-df Echat Flusher

by rrrrrennnnn September 16, 2021

Jake Flaherty

If your name is Jake Flaherty, you are indeed, Deepher Dude

Hey, did you know Jake Flaherty won Deepher Dude from Delta Phi Epsilon?

by anonymoushopps October 20, 2021

life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023