flashkick

To kick someone in the chin before they even know you're about to kick them at all.

He started chattin smack so I flashkicked the mofo.

by Joodas August 10, 2004

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Flashbang

When a girl is sucking you off you pull out, cum in her eyes then slap her around the face with your cock as hard as you can.

I have a pounding headache and am having trouble seeing after Dec Flashbanged me last night!

by largeone950 September 20, 2018

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Flashwank

The act of touching oneself by the only help of your short term memory, after watching a batch of hot images a woman just sent you.

girl: hey, are you at the office now? Look at these pictures of me nude ...

guy: brb

girl: wtf r you doing?

guy: I went to the wc. Flashwanked, thanks btw!

by ShadeeSkype November 7, 2011

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Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

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Flashbacks from 'Nam

After drinking too much alcohol, resulting in dry heaving/alcohol poisoning
Pain felt when thinking about/drinking that type of alcohol again.

"Why are you making that face, Bobby?"
"Sorry George, I drank a fuckton of vodka last weekend and was up all night puking. I'm just having flashbacks from 'Nam."
"Well if you don't want it give it here."

by NizzleNinja March 31, 2015

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