Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
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*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
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Comeback to “You’re a pussy”
Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.
Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.
Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.
Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.
Tennis player: “You’re a Pussy!”
Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”
Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”
by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026
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I played a round of rock paper scissors to settle a dispute, but we both threw scissors and got into a Lesbian Fistfight.
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