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youtube fight

(n) when someone leaves a comment on a video on youtube before someone else calls them out for leaving a dumb comment. These fights often frustrate the person who put the vid up.
"Oh yea, I just love it when people have youtube fights on my videos."
by zendawg April 27, 2009
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Knife Fight

Rules and Regulations:

1) A knife fight can be declared when two bros cannot make a decision and must settle it in some way.
2) Either of the bros or the main bro can declare a knife fight.
3) Only two bros can fight in a knife fight.
4) Before the fight begins they must stand ten feet apart from each other on their respective side.
5) A knife fight is fought in a circle formed by all the bros and must be at least ten feet in diameter, a line must be drawn in the middle of the circle to keep each bro on their respective side.
6) A knife fight is fought with only switch blades or any other kind of knife, no guns, no fists, only blades.
7) Both bros must try to shank their opponent in order to win, the first bro to get shanked loses.
Note: Using any unapproved weapon or leaving the arena at any time is illegal.

Officiating:

1) The main bro will be the ref for a knife fight.
2) He also carries a switchblade.
3) He stands in the middle and declares when the knife fight begins.
4) The ref can stop the knife fight at any time.
5) If the ref catches one of the bros doing something illegal, he is allowed to shank them, giving the other bro the win.
Nick: GOOAAAALLL!
Person 2: No, the ball never crossed the line...
Nick: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! I WANT A REDO!! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!
Main Bro: KNIFE FIGHT!
by KH Main Bro December 4, 2010
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fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers
Two pints of fighting water please barmaid
by gobshite March 5, 2005
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fight the empire

Dude, I scored some yoda on the way home from class. You wanna go fight the empire?
by cipher447 August 22, 2010
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fighting gold

Guy 1: YOOOOOO FIGHTING GOLD IS ON
GUY 2: *goes crazy
by smogus January 30, 2022
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fight or flight

"have you heard of the song fight or flight by conan gray?"
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"of course, I have I love Conan Gray"
by 14plgl14 November 18, 2022
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tornado fighter

A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.
The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.
by King Ahid July 17, 2004
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