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feces

that gross fuckin stuff that comes out your ass crack
The baby just splattered feces all over your damn face!!
by Spider Monkey Fag December 28, 2005
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Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.
that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces
by E grizzily September 13, 2011
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fecegasm

When your rectal cavity is clogged by a titanic shit for days on end and when you finally release your bowel it ends up covering the bowl in shyte and giving you a feeling of pure ecstasy.
I went to camp for 7 days, i went without shitting for 6, on the seventh day i literally destroyed the stall with an intense fecegasm
by sdelgood February 26, 2009
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Femcel

''A female Involuntary Celibate'' a subculture that seems to be spawned from Incel culture, although similar, they have complete abhorrence for each other. A Femcel would rather blame men for their lack of relationships and deserted sex life rather than realizing the cause of this is their lackluster self-loathing personality, they have no self awareness and cant fathom the idea of a male liking them for more than looks, when in reality this is the reason people stay away from them.
I think Sarah is a Femcel, she wont stop talking about how men are trash.
by NoahCH November 1, 2019
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swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.
"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"
by Tarara June 22, 2008
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feces

A brownish yellow foul smelling substance emitted from the rectum of a human individual. Feces can be called stools and they can be hard or soft or watery. Medical opinion names these on a scale of one to ten. One being hard, ten being watery.

Feces are often sought after by coprogenics these being people who are sexually aroused by feces.

Coprogenics should not be confused with Coprophilia which is a deep love for feces, which might involve the smearing or storage or loving attention being given to feces.

Coprogenics is essentially the eating of feces and digestion of human feces, often seen by mentally subnormal, or else their close relative 'the genius'. W.A. Mozart was a feces eater, it eventually killed him in this thirties.

Eating feces is not uncommon and it is estimated that 1% of humans have indulged in this activity. Recent studies show that Danish, Japanese and Philippine nationals indulge in this activity, secretly, asian women particularly seem to enjoy eating feces although this is only 1.6% of the population.
Niroko my Japanese girlfriend was a secret coprogenic lady, I realised this when she asked me to defacate into her mouth, which I did and I was repulsed when I saw her swallow my soft brown load. Her face exhibited a joyous satisfied expression.
by Clinton Sounds March 28, 2005
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fecephiliac

One who is sexually attracted to human excrement (feces.)
Fecephiliacs are generally broken down into three categories.

1) homofecephiliacs -- Perhaps the most benign of the fecephiliac family, homofecephiliacs enjoy eating and/or using their feces in a sexual manner. Actions such as spreading one's feces accross one's bare chest and perhaps writing one's own name, may be categorized as homofecephiliac behavior. Laxatives are a general favorite to such people.

2) heterofecephiliacs -- Heterofecephiliacs are attracted to the excrement of others. Similar to homofecephiliacs, heterofecephiliacs engage in similar activities. However, heteroes are often at a disadvantage when it comes to sexual pleasure. It is often difficult for heterofecephiliacs to find others who share the same interests. There have been few reported cases of fecephiliac rape. Tools such as rope, laxatives, and a chamber pot came into play. The rapist was never caught.

3) bifecephiliac -- Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others. Bifecephiliacs are probably the most common form of fecephiliac and is the easiest taste to satisfy. The 2 girls 1 cup video is a prime example of bifecephiliac behavior. Bifecephiliacs may engage in fexual intercourse. Such things as wrapping a long sopping BM around each other is a common fecephiliac action. There have been reported cases of bifecephiliac's engaging in fexual activity with animals. Some fecephiliac experts consider such people to be in an entire different group, bestiafecephiliacs. Others would like to classify them as omnifecephiliacs as their love of excrement is not limited to anything.
I want to eat fecephiliac poop.

Poop on my chest.

Put that poop in my mouth!

MFF! MFF!!
by Urband Ictionary April 28, 2008
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