fake phat farms

assholes who cant afford real ones like rich people, people who are dickwidesbuys them shits.

Enrique:Look Juan, what are "fake phat farms?
juan:fake phat farms are the ones that Natasha wears

by juanito December 26, 2004

Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers.

In 2004 Hobby Farms editorial office moved from Irvine, California, to Lexington, Kentucky.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Cumberland Farms Kids

Pretty much just a group of kids who kinda just took over St. Brigid and I swear are stealing our math answers to revolt against the government...

"This is very serious, The Cumberland Farms Kids, the world may end" -Anyone
AHAHAHAHH - Them

by UHHHNOTKSAMROCK December 16, 2021

Kiwi Farms

Encyclopedia Dramatica as a forum because all of the members dox and troll people.

When i came to Kiwi Farms, i've found out that all of the members are trolls and doxxers, just like Encyclopedia Dramatica.

by MiroslavRD July 11, 2020

Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.

"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."

by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013

FarmSkins

A website you should visit if you have nothing better to do than waste away your pocket money in hopes of winning big on low risk high reward cases that are clearly rigged to your downfall.

Person 1: Why did you go on FarmSkins
Person 2: I sit inside practically welded to my chair and shout slurs at people so i have nothing better to do.

by Gnome6969 June 25, 2021

Farms

Speaking of farms...

Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025