Falsey

A fictional character existing only in the minds of those who choose to believe in the Falsey. Mr. Falsey comes around any time when a person is proven wrong, does something stupid, or just makes an ass of themselves.

Usually referred to as 'Mr. Falsey'.

I was sure my processor was fried, but it turns out i just didn't have the power supply properly connected to the motherboard. Mr Falsey got me REAL GOOD!
Can also be used in sentences such as:
He'll getcha!
He'll getcha good!
He'll getcha REAL good!
Falsey's gonna getcha!
Gon' Gon' Gon' Gon' Gon' Getcha!

by Mr. Falsey March 9, 2005

False Metal

A crappy mallcore excuse for metal. False metal is commonly listened to wannabee teens who think it's so BR000TAL. It is commonly misclassified as "extreme metal" when it is just poser music, not even real metal. Examples are Suicide Silence and Cradle of Filth.

scene kid: z0mg ss aND c0f r soo br00tal extreem medal!!
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.

by abc23355sab December 19, 2009

False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005

false feeling

one person's true feeling that others portray as a feeling the person is not having, or should not be having.
Originally used in the Kerista Commune as a way to argue people out of their politically incorrect feelings. The modern (sarcastic) definition applies to a situation where people are trying to convince a person that the person is not/should not be feeling the way they do.

Keristan usage:
New Person: 'I feel like you are just trying to get me to say the right things to join your cult.'
Cult Member: 'That is a false feeling you are having. We are only trying to get you to see past your neurosis, and you are getting defensive.'
Modern usage:
'I told Jim & Chris that their drinking was interfering with my schoolwork. They tried to tell me I was having a false feeling.'

by tom winegar March 14, 2008

false prophet

One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.

Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"

by DRod3 October 20, 2008

False Narratives

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021

as true as it is false

Used in a dismissive way when you're out of things to say in a discussion and/or are bored with the topic. In actuality it means nothing, but for a few seconds it sounds like it means something profound, which gives you enough time to switch topics to something you know more about.

Jill: Marijuana should be legalized, the government could make so much money if it were legal, because they could tax it instead of waisting money housing pot users who are in jail.

Jack: That's only as true as it is false. Anyways, did you hear that Johnny got fired from his job?

by Personman01 May 29, 2007