fair as a square

a term used to describe the fairness of a situation/remark

"hey timmy, do you think it would be fair if you carpooled today since i did yesterday"
"fair as a square, mark!"

by Nick-Net-Nad February 2, 2010

fair catch

1) A conversational term used when everyone in a convo knows what you're getting at, but you're starting to come off the tracks.

2) A term used as a placeholder, like a variable in mathematics. Best used when rhythm is more important to a sentence than details.

1)
"So, when she and I started getting hot and heavy, she reached down and uh, she. Sigh. Fair catch"

2)

"I stapled the fair catches to the wall so that you can't miss them when you sober up."

"Move the green fair catches across the map so you don't have to worry about getting flanked"

by Moneyhaus October 27, 2011

Fair and Lovely

A group of cunts who take advantage of colorism and promote it.

Indian Aunties: Have you tried using Fair and Lovely?
Anybody with a brain: No, because I’m fine with my skin

by YMCAYMCA November 6, 2020

a fair few

Aussie Synonym for 'Quite a few'.
More than 'A few' but less than 'A fuck ton'

"Oi mate got any durries on ya?"

"Yeah Nah, I got a fair few but you still owe me for that last pack cunt"

by MySonsAcoustic March 9, 2018

science fair

A terrible thing that should go die in a fire that no one likes not even teachers.

I died from anxiety because of the god dammed science fair

by antinorminate December 3, 2018

va te faire voir

go to hell in French

boy: hey sexy lemme take you home
girl: VA TE FAIRE VOIR!!

by missintrospection January 29, 2014

catch a fair one

When somes says "catch a fair one" it often means to have a fair, one-on-one fight

Lets catch a fair one then.

None of that jumping shit. We catching a fair one

by raV0 January 31, 2021