Fail Sex

Preluding supposed sex the male partner's actions will result in a complete utter failure in sexual stimulation towards the female counterpart. However the male will still believe the encounter was still succsessful and still enjoyable towards the female. Thus making the fail so much more apparent.

"Hey Wes how was that fail sex last night?"

by Xtian, Burn and Reesor. August 16, 2009

Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

by dantheman282 November 22, 2009

fail at life

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!

by anonymous March 20, 2005

fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

Fail Reaper

a person, object or being that makes someone fail

a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper

by theultimatefail July 6, 2009

Fail Weyburn

To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.

To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.

"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"

by MyCrotch2009 January 1, 2010

fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term

Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon

by Bboy519 August 3, 2010