Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.

Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.

by shaboi December 15, 2008

flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.

Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.

by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010

Flabberfuddled

A combination of flabbergasted and befuddled. Being completely blown away and confused at the same time.

The fact that she broke off the engagement has me completely flabberfuddled.

by j.p.g. August 18, 2012

Flabbergasted

An adjective used to describe the look someone gives you when they are confused or suprised.

Danny looked really flabbergasted after we told him that Portugal tied the game up in the last second.

by N. Tuite June 23, 2014

fibber

One who is from Illinois (stands for F*cking Illinois Bastard

The fibber drove really fast up in Wisconsin

by mike January 18, 2005

Faber

A skin colour that makes you think someone is of a mixed race...but isn't.

you: Has he got, like, mixed parents or something
me: Nah hes just Faber

by mr_lister October 31, 2006

Fibbercation

The act of not being 100% truthful. fabrication, fairy tale, falsehood, falsity, fib, mendacity, prevarication, story, tale, untruth, whopper. Counting a qty of 200 and a container as a qty of 1.

The lady told a fibbercation to her 33 favorite boyfriend

by Lucky knower of things July 10, 2010