ftw 

for the win

saying something is the best.

tom:yay the la lakers won
jen:ftw.

ftw by megastar34 March 7, 2009

FTW 

Fire the Water - Slang for injecting either heroin or methamphetmine.

Gonna FTW and tweak all night.

FTW by DapperDon123 April 24, 2012

ftw 

Free The Worms. Worms have been used as bait and reptile food for too long, Free The Worms

Fisher 1: Alright, time to start fishing!

Fisher 2: Wait... Are those worms? FTW!!!

Fisher 1: Yeah, worms.

Fisher: OMG!! Ftw u pig oml wtf omg use dairy free, vegan, vegetarian, non gmo, sugar free, gluten free crackers that do not include red dye 2,5 or yellow dye 1,4 . UGH !

ftw by kaojiuma January 21, 2018

ftw 

Fuck(ed)
The
Wall

When someone hasnt got anyone to sex, they go && sex the wall.

Person 1: Hey guess what? this is hilarious
Person 2: ok ? what?
Person 1: My bro went && ftw.
Person 2: did he win?
Person 1: eh?
Person 2: You said he went ftw.
Person 1: Yeah....? it was really funny, he didnt know we were there HAHA
Person 2: Why would it be funny?
Person 1: uh well not something you do everyday.
Person 2: it is
Person 1: oh get lost.

Person 1 signed off at 7:57pm

ftw by HelloImNice February 29, 2008

FTW 

An expression, normally expressed over IM or text messages, but more awesomely said in conversation which means "fix the window."

"Dude, I just got a sweet haircut!"

"Dude, sweet haircuts FTW!"

FTW by Window-Fixer Ftw October 14, 2008

ftw 

Means For the Wenis. Usually used by gay impersonaters of William Wallace.

Instead of yelling "Freedom!" to troops, one would yell "FTW!", and get trampled by a homosexual mob.

ftw by Stratiotis July 29, 2008

ftw 

for the wolf

its ftw. For the wolf

ftw by redrobot00 August 31, 2010