Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.

Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.

by Rogefag December 11, 2010

Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

frozen scrubby blumpkin

getting a blow job while taking a crap and eating a frozen desert treat, all while watching scrubs on TV.

I ate an ice cream sandwhich and was watching Scrubs while receiving a blumpkin making it a frozen scrubby blumpkin.

by 616 straz October 28, 2008

Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG October 21, 2008

Frozen 2

And amazing and visually stunning sequel to Disney's "Frozen" (2013) that is (Dare I say) better than the orginal. Better visuals, better songs, and a better plot. Can't beat Frozen's nostalgia but is overall an even better film.

"Mom, can we watch Frozen 2 today?"

"No, we can't"

"Okay mom, get fucked"

by Bowman of the Tree May 13, 2020

Frozen Jim

A Frozen Jim is when you take a big, one piece lobo, freeze it, then stick it in your asshole. Also known as a frozen Adam, because he loves them so much.

Peter: "Why are you walking all funny?"
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."

by Petris November 7, 2004

frozen firsts

Having sex with a emotionally cold or remote female virgin-typically a tease

Male 1-lets all do that chick
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts

by caedes451 January 9, 2006