Failenware

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.

Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.

by Jklo June 22, 2008

senses fail

a good emo/screemo band from the east coast. I saw they play in europe and they kicked ass. Seriously underrated, listen to them instead of Simple plan.

if you don't like Senses Fail, you're a penis battler

by davide November 23, 2004

Fail up

This timeless quote by Nobel laureate Samuel Beckett is inspiring and simply means to learn from ones missteps, learn our lessons and get going again. 'The most important thing is to strive to move forward continually. Some days we make great progress in some areas; other days we seem to slide a bit. If we were to chart our progress on a board, it has ups and downs, but overall it should move upward as we live and learn from our mistakes and failures. This is the heart of Failing Up.' Source: The Single Greatest Secret of Leadership: 'Fail Up', from an article in Forbes Magazine

"Ever tried. Ever failed.
No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." ~ Samuel Beckett

New mantra: Fail fast

Every day that we wake up, we get another chance to get it right, to bounce back from failures big and small - to fail up.

by Dumdum November 22, 2013

Failblog

A website that started off with generally funny text commentary on various pictures around the internet, usually depicting very embarrassing or obvious errors. Unfortunately the website has devolved to slapping "FAIL" or "WIN" on any and all images it swallows up. Many entries are pictures and videos that are in and of themselves funny but Failblog has decided to point out why the picture or video is so obviously funny and thus reduced most of the hilarity because of their idiotic labeling.

Guy 1: Hey check this out. The weather map is in the shape of a dick!

Guy 2: That would've been funnier had Failblog not pasted the obvious FAIL all over it.

by JimMcGraff October 23, 2010

failbait

An attractive woman that goes to bars for the free drinks only. She has no intention of calling or fucking the guys that buy her drinks.

Don't bother talking to her, that chick never puts out. She's just failbait.

by mkryger June 30, 2006

Asian Fail

When an asian doesn't get an A on an assignment/test/class.

Asian kid #1: Ah crap, I failed.
Asian Kid #2: Fail or Asian fail?
Asian kid #1: B+, Asian fail.

by Gaz3rock May 26, 2009

Frailie

A novice gym-goer who rudely disrupts and inconveniences the workouts of larger, stronger, and more experienced people. In most cases they do this by standing in the way, or taking over machines and benches when they are only doing a minimal, sometimes laughable, amount of weight.

What is that frailie doing curling fifteens?

Those frailies have been on that bench for 30 minutes, and they're not even putting up 95.

by js342 January 1, 2012