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foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.
The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.
by Restored2019 May 26, 2020
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Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.
"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"
by fishnugget May 23, 2014
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Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.
by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023
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foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by JMSMD February 18, 2006
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Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.
I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.
by myno April 5, 2015
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foreskin

a useless piece of diseased-laden skin that covers the otherwise attractive male penis head; the World Health Organization now recommends that the foreskin be cut off to prevent the male from getting AIDs because the moist, smegma-producing cells of the inner foreskin are very receptive to the HIV virus; educated males and smart parents remove the foreskin from the penis as quickly as possible to promote health and hygiene.
Hey, doc, I dont wanna get AIDs and shit, so please get this foreskin off me right away.
by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008
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foreskin

An unclipped dick that looks like a fucking anteater, aarvark, this is nasty shit
your foreskin looks like a fucking aardvark
by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007
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