Definitions by Cut__Guy

Circumtunistic 

A circumsexual who is expertly opportunistic about bringing up the topic of circumcision.

I know I being circumtunistic but if Dan wants to be in the club, he really needs to get circumcised.

Circumtunistic by Cut__Guy July 7, 2025

Long Foreskin Energy (LFE) 

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.

George Santos has Long Foreskin Energy (LFE).

Long Foreskin Energy (LFE) by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023