Skip to main content

homosexual agenda

- Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.
The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.
by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009
mugGet the homosexual agenda mug.

homosexuality

1.To be attracted to the same sex.

2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.

3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.

4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.
1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.

2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.

3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")

5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.
by Luizza November 6, 2006
mugGet the homosexuality mug.

Biromantic homosexual

Someone who’s attracted to men, women, non-binary (etc) romantically but talking about sexual activities only would do it with people with the same sex (genitals) as theirs.

• in case of ciswomen or non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)

• in case of cismen or non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)

(I’m not adding trans people because generally they don’t have the same sex so they would be biromantic-heterosexual. Please don’t feel invalidated using the “heterosexual” because it refers to the sex, y’all are still real men and women!!!)
- Hannah! Look how hot that man is!!

~ Yeah he’s handsome, but I don’t really feel sexual attraction to him...
- You were bisexual right?

~ Biromantic homosexual**
- oh true!
by Girl in black October 1, 2020
mugGet the Biromantic homosexual mug.

homosexual

awesomely fun and funny people who have a different sexual preference from hetrosexuals. I do not like homophobic fuck shits. in fact they're all dog fucking,wank fucking, shit eating,narrow minded,piss drinking, mucus loving eraser eating, booger shitting, fart fucking, beastiality performing redneck, shit smearing, testicle-less, poo sniffing, dirty, stinky shitbags.
die homophobes. die. homosexuals are cool.
by David Nilov March 4, 2008
mugGet the homosexual mug.

Homosexual

I am homosexual, so I would know. Homosexuality is when you are attracted to the same sex. Male homosexuals are sometimes called "Gays" while the females would be "Lesbians." There is nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you have a problem with Homosexuality, never try to offend a homosexual person with their sexuality! They can't help it! Trust me, if it where my choice, I would've chosen to be Pansexual.
Homosexual: Someone who is attracted to the same sex. "Sorry, ladies! I know ya` all want me, but I'm gay!"
by Hotaru0Masaru July 24, 2015
mugGet the Homosexual mug.

homosexual

A human being who is attracted to the same sex. Men who like men are usually called gay. Women who like women are usually called lesbians. There is nothing wrong with them. They are amazing people and studies indicate the homosexuals are more sucessful in life then heterosexuals.
Christopher Joseph Richard of Shrewsbury Massachusetts is a proud homosexual and came out a very long time ago. He is quite amazing.
by Christopher Couture July 27, 2006
mugGet the homosexual mug.

Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.
Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."
by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010
mugGet the Pomosexual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email