Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

tit floss

When your mouth is filled with a renegade hair from your old ladies nipple

I was able to multi task when I was able to suck her tits and use her tit floss to get the pulled pork out from between my teeth

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

dirty floss

Pubic hair. Phrase typically used during the act of eating someone out or giving a bj

damn that was wild. that dirty floss is all stuck in my teeth

by DatNickkerr April 27, 2023

Devil’s Dental Floss

Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.

My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”

by Angry Scientist October 21, 2017

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...

Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019

Salad Floss

To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.

Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.

by JC and GT. February 6, 2010