fizzle my lizzle

1. Fizzle my Lizzle: bastardization of "F*** my Life," most commonly used by wanna-be gangsters or nerds making a really bad joke.
2. A way of saying "my life is fucked," "I hate my life," "The world is cruel," and "Alas, earwax."

Also, Fizzle mah Lizzle, Fo'Shizzle my Lizzle, Shizzle my Lizzle, Drizzle my Pizzle (I don't get it either).

1. "Today, I realized I have never read a true FML. Fizzle my Lizzle."
2. As Dumbledore realized that he had again eaten an earwax-flavoured jelly bean, he exclaimed "Fizzle mah Lizzle!"

by tehsalsa November 18, 2009

i lost the shizzle to my fizzle

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end

go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

by karalyn December 15, 2003

brandon-fizzle web-izzle

Great website.

This blog sucks man, it's no Brandon-fizzle Web-izzle.

by SpoVegas February 6, 2004

FizzleFazzle

This is the feeling one has when toking up a lot. Mental state after repeated drug use.

"Oh man, I was so fizzlefazzled last night!"

by Stephanne May 3, 2006

fizzletits

an exclamatory word essentially meaning "DRATS!"

Whilst chopping wood in the back, I missed the log and axed my foot. FIZZLETITS!

by Darius the Persian September 1, 2010

Fizzlestick

A (dick) when a man has (jacked off) too much and it has started to (tingle)

Sorry I have to go to the doctors and fix my fizzlestick

by Yellah May 8, 2019

Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.

"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

by watchoutforerikastheirwhores August 24, 2015